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Barmy Barny's Form Guide for Poker Million - The Masters
By Barny Boatman, 01/12/2005
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1st Heat - January 31st 2003 2200hrs Sky Sports 1
Repeated 1st February 2003 0300hrs on Sky Sports 1 and 0700hrs and 1330hrs on Sky Sports Extra
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Steve Davies
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Expect some long dwell-ups before 'Romford Slim' tucks the white chips in behind the black ones. He may not win all the big pots, but he's favourite for the long ones.
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David Cleary
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OK so if Dave is the Irish Syd Little, who can name the Irish Eddie Large?
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Bruno Fitoussi
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If he can get to the 'heads up' he'll have a good chance. No chance then.
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Roy Brindley
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Talks a better game than Trumper and Hellmuth combined
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Dave Ulliott
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The fast talking 'Devil Fish' has more lines than the Columbian Mafia. But never ask him to stop talking…he might start singing!
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Mike Magee
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Mystic Mike is poker's answer to Uri Geller. He can put you on a hand before you've looked at your cards.
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2nd Heat - February 7th 2003 2300hrs Sky Sports 1
Repeated 8th February 2003 0300hrs on Sky Sports 1 and 0700hrs on Sky Sports Extra
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Harry Demetrious
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Doesn't this bloke have an 'off switch'? He makes Simon Trumper sound like Harpo Marx.
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Tony Bloom
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Why do all the most successful sports bettors look like they were excused games at school?
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Sam Torrence
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If can handle the swings and get those chips in at the right time he could just make it to the 'green'. (Geddit?)
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Simon 'Aces' Trumper
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The most talked about man in Poker . He's the one who's doing the talking.
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Padraig Parkinson
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Fearless peerless, seldom beerless.
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Surinder Sunar
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Former bag man for Mikey 'The Worm' Werneik. It's been downhill ever since.
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3rd Heat - February 14th 2003 2230hrs Sky Sports 1
Repeated 15th February 2003 0300hrs on Sky Sports 1 and 0700hrs on Sky Sports Extra
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Jonny Akesson
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Spot the on-line qualifier. He'll be the one playing three tables, and constantly betting out of turn.
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Peter Costa
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Poker's own Pam Ayers. He used to sell chips for a living. Now you can't get them off him with a gun.
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Tim Flanders
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His wife nicknamed him 'The Lemming'. I bet that went down well.
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Gary Jones
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The Vampire Choirboy was on a TV documentary losing half his tank in Vegas. Then the repeated the program and he went skint! These days though, he couldn't even lose a Pie eating contest with Jac Arama.
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John Duthie
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Don't try to bluff him He'll bet a million on A2 offsuit !
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Bruce Atkinson
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Apparently he's an Elvis impersonator. All I know is he's been impersonating a poker player for years.
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4th Heat - February 21st 2003 2300hrs Sky Sports 1
Repeated 22th February 2003 0230hrs on Sky Sports 1
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Alan Mudd
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The Mudster makes his living sticking tiles to the floor. Not a bad place to meet poker players, they all end up on it at some point.
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Guy Bowles
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'The Calculator' is Gutshot's greatest player. But that's a bit like naming the greatest episode of 'Are you being served?'
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Teddy Tuil
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Small sweet and square. With or without his sugar cubes.
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Ram Vaswani
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Ram could get lost in a phone box, but he always knows who to call.
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Alan Abraham
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Good to see him back. He's been a bit quiet since the Smurf Song.
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Noel Furlong
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With a bit more bottle he'd make a fair no-limit player.
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5th Heat - February 28th 2003 2200hrs Sky Sports 1
Repeated 1st March 2003 0200hrs on Sky Sports 1 and 0700hrs, 1400hrs on Sky Sports Extra
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Barry Hearn
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Just like his beloved Leyton Orient, Barry has trouble stringing two passes together.
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Eric Semel
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Say's his nickname is 'Bigdog'. Well, he's a bookie. So he should know how big a dog he is.
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Joe Beevers
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If you know a bigger poser than 'The Elegance' tell Carlo I said hello.
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Barny Boatman
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Back from the commentary box by popular demand. Well, you can't get my money from there, can you?
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Dave Colclough
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I've known this dumb blond long enough to remember when he was just dumb.
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Carlo Citrone
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When Carlo does one of his long 'look at me' dwell ups there's no point putting the clock on him. Use the calendar!
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6th Heat - March 7th 2003 2230hrs Sky Sports 1
Repeated 8th March 2003 0230hrs on Sky Sports 1 and 0700hrs, 1400hrs on Sky Sports Extra
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Jimmy White
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The man they call 'The Barny Boatman of snooker'. No wonder he's taken up poker instead.
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Ross
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Still the best poker player in our house…but Buster's learning fast!
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Paul Samuel
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Paul 'Deuces are the new Aces' Samuel has bluffed us all with his baffling poker column, because the truth is…he can play.
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Jac Arama
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Jac is like a seaside fortune teller. He sees a future in every hand.
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Julian Gardener
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Don't call him 'The Kid' or he'll hit you with his satchel.
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Tristan McDonald
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There's always one isn't there?
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FINAL - MARCH 14th 2003 2000hrs
LIVE ON SKY SPORTS 1
Repeated 15th March 00.30hrs Sky Sports 1 & 0600hrs Sky Sports Extra
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