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Robert Site Admin

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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 11:50 am Post subject: Fourth excerpt from Vicky's new book published. Win a copy here! |
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The fourth excerpt from Vicky Coren's new book has been published:
http://www.thehendonmob.com/vicky_cor...ity_gate_crashers
We're running a caption competition each day this week and the best caption each day will win a copy, personally dedicated by Vicky!
This picture was taken by Mickey May at Kevin O’Connell’s wedding at about 5am!
To enter, just reply with your caption - good luck |
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Jackdaw Full House
Joined: 01 Oct 2005 Posts: 957 Location: Dorset
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 11:59 am Post subject: |
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| Joe takes a moment to check his intoxication level with the pat head / rub belly coordination test. |
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Al Force Straight
Joined: 20 Aug 2008 Posts: 268 Location: Norwich
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 12:15 pm Post subject: |
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| As he examined his distended belly, Joe wondered whether loosening his belt might send out the wrong message. |
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darrensprengers Misclick

Joined: 10 Jul 2007 Posts: 6908
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 12:19 pm Post subject: |
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after chatting up both women not for the first time in a casino Joe could not decide whether to bet on red or black. _________________ The next best thing to gambling and winning is gambling and losing.
-- Nick "The Greek" Dandalos |
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Kudu Two Pair
Joined: 12 Nov 2006 Posts: 79
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 12:20 pm Post subject: |
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Using themselves and three glasses, the girls try to explain "perspective" to Joe.
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QueenJ High Card
Joined: 16 Sep 2009 Posts: 2
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 12:20 pm Post subject: Re: Fourth excerpt from Vicky's new book published. Win a copy here! |
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By golly! These girls can sure talk... can't believe I haven't got a word in since 3am(!)
Wish they shut up and get the cards out! |
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freddie400 One Pair
Joined: 01 Dec 2005 Posts: 14
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 12:22 pm Post subject: Re: Fourth excerpt from Vicky's new book published. Win a copy here! |
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Try as he may, Joe just couldn't get the hang of the Paper, Scissors, Rock game. |
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beded One Pair
Joined: 07 Feb 2009 Posts: 41
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 12:25 pm Post subject: |
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| 'Can someone remind me which one is my wife? The brunette or the blonde?!' |
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skinnydookie Straight
Joined: 17 Oct 2007 Posts: 375
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| Joe sat in embarressed silence awaiting the conclusion of the ladies discussion "What is the best way to remove a superglued hand to ones forehead" |
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ReggieK The Guvnor

Joined: 16 Oct 2005 Posts: 4976 Location: Essex, Uk
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 12:34 pm Post subject: |
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I've got a raging headache, but later on I will be going all in _________________ The coalition is waning and dying, the only option is to vote Labour in 2015~ Teacher Dave |
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darrensprengers Misclick

Joined: 10 Jul 2007 Posts: 6908
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 12:38 pm Post subject: |
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Beevers find out the hard way that the first rule of threesome club is dont forget the condoms _________________ The next best thing to gambling and winning is gambling and losing.
-- Nick "The Greek" Dandalos |
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vandammit High Card
Joined: 05 May 2009 Posts: 2
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 12:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Joe's Mikhail Gorbachev impression didn't go down as well as planned |
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pete thebet Trips
Joined: 18 Aug 2006 Posts: 108 Location: TPT
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 12:44 pm Post subject: |
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| Joe attempts to hide himself as the 'Hunt the Beaver' game begins |
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Al Force Straight
Joined: 20 Aug 2008 Posts: 268 Location: Norwich
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 12:49 pm Post subject: |
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| Joe awakens from a recurring nightmare relieved to discover that he still has some hair left! |
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RobGibraltar Out to Lunch

Joined: 03 Aug 2006 Posts: 7839 Location: York
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 12:53 pm Post subject: |
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Claire is taught the finer points of mind control whilst Joe struggles to remember where his mind is. _________________ Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes |
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