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chee19
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:46 pm
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Barny invited Devilfish back to his place to have a quick go with his Aunt Joanna...he was
not impressed!

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oldbloke
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:55 pm
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[Simon Cowell] Don't call us, we'll - um - just don't call us, OK?
pete thebet
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 7:26 pm
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The Pet Shop Boys tribute band can't decide who will take the lead vocal on their rendition of 'What have I done to deserve this'
darrensprengers
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 7:55 pm
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Devilfish recounting how he is one of the worlds best players leads to a spontaneous rendition of memories.
oldbloke
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 11:04 pm
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We may not look as good as the Bridges, but it balances out coz Vicky looks better than Michelle Pfeiffer
sting266
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 12:28 am
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Devilfish was used to his mutant, piano playing penis attracting photographers, it was the leg stroking fanboys that tried his patience.
Al Force
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 9:04 am
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Graham Norton and Andrew Lloyd Webber relax in the green room, waiting for the BBC make-up lady to work her magic.
pete thebet
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 1:23 pm
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Tuna fish
CaptainGee
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 4:19 pm
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Carlsberg don't do middle-age boy bands, but if they did Dave & Barny are looking for a drummer....

Dave, "Barny, do you think there is a market for a Milli Vanilli tribute band?"
pete thebet
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 4:56 pm
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Piano tuna fish
ThechipLeadV
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 5:00 pm
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pete thebet wrote:
Piano tuna fish


pete thebet wrote:
Tuna fish


TheNightRyder
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 6:27 pm
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MM wrote:
Today we have the second excerpt from Dave 'Devilfish' Ulliott's book Devilfish - The Life & Times of a Poker Legend:

Bright Lights, Late Nights and Fame at Last, Part 2

We have three copies of the book to give away. To win a copy of Devilfish - The Life & Times of a Poker Legend provide a caption for this photo below. The best 3 entries as chosen by The Mob will be sent one free. You may enter as many times as you wish! Entries must be submitted by midnight on Sunday (UK time).



Buy Devilfish - The Life & Times of a Poker Legend from Amazon.co.uk.



At the auditions for the forthcoming production of Oliver! at the Old Vic two old chancers discuss their prospects of playing Fagin.....

Seated Roue 'Do you reckon you can reach the high notes?'

Standing Pedant 'In these jeans I can get to about here' What happened to yours?'

Seated Roue 'I ripped them on me **** zimmer frame'

Both burst into a spirited rendition of 'Fings aint what they used to be'
TheBlueBoy
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 9:48 pm
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During the latest episode of celebrity come dine with me, 2 of the guests make themselves at home. Barny immediately regrets his actions when Dave points out that there's now pictorial evidence of him touching Elton's organ.
DCSW7
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:06 pm
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Fishy play from Barney...
Al Force
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 7:59 pm
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Devilfish got confused at the annual Hendon cockney knees-up:

Barny: (top of his voice) "My Old Man..."
Dave: "No, mate, that's definitely your finger."
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