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ariston
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2003 8:19 pm
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just having been knocked out of the tourney i jump in a cab and head to the orleans to meet the other 5. i missed the start of the tournament there so i sit in a 1-5 stud game for an hour or so before heading back to the luxor with delboy. on getting into the luxor dereck suggests a beer and a few dollars on the slots, i take no persuation whatsover and immediately fall in love with one particular machine. unfortunately the feeling isnt reciprocated and im very quickly reminded why they are also known as bandits. having fed the beast plenty of dollars i go to bed sick to the stomach and tell myself im never gonna put a dollar into one again ( if only willpower was so easily controlled). at 4am one of the group goes down to the local supermarket and is looking at the magazine stand when he feels a hydraulic breast thrust into his arm," are u looking at playboy?" says the blonde, "its just im miss september and i was wondering what u thought of the spread".being jet lagged and nervous he mumbles something about not looking at that particular kind of magazine( as if a poker player would be interested in porn)." you smell nice what u wearing?" "erm boss " and more mumbling. "what are u doing now?" " im just gonna get some breakfast and go and play some poker" "wouldnt u rather get room service and we can have some fun?" now heres the thing....did he answer?

a/ how much?
b/ i dont mind paying for the breakfast but im not paying for the fun
c/ i dont really go for blondes
d/ no thank u, im just gonna get breakfast and play some poker.

sure u all guessed he answered d, but at least he said no thank u.hes flown thousands of miles to play poker, why should a blonde;even a playboy type blonde use up some of his precious table time.poker players are a very fickle bunch however im sure there are many outthere who would have answered differently. i wonder what jacaramas response would have been?
part 3 to follow tomorrow if i get chance.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2003 8:38 pm
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answer E go play poker bring her with you,win lots,then pay for the fun and the breakfast....

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: just having been knocked out of the tourney i jump in a cab and head to the
: orleans to meet the other 5. i missed the start of the tournament there so i sit
: in a 1-5 stud game for an hour or so before heading back to the luxor with
: delboy. on getting into the luxor dereck suggests a beer and a few dollars on
: the slots, i take no persuation whatsover and immediately fall in love with one
: particular machine. unfortunately the feeling isnt reciprocated and im very
: quickly reminded why they are also known as bandits. having fed the beast plenty
: of dollars i go to bed sick to the stomach and tell myself im never gonna put a
: dollar into one again ( if only willpower was so easily controlled). at 4am one
: of the group goes down to the local supermarket and is looking at the magazine
: stand when he feels a hydraulic breast thrust into his arm," are u looking at
: playboy?" says the blonde, "its just im miss september and i was wondering what
: u thought of the spread".being jet lagged and nervous he mumbles something about
: not looking at that particular kind of magazine( as if a poker player would be
: interested in porn)." you smell nice what u wearing?" "erm boss " and more
: mumbling. "what are u doing now?" " im just gonna get some breakfast and go and
: play some poker" "wouldnt u rather get room service and we can have some fun?"
: now heres the thing....did he answer?
:

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Franchise
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2003 9:58 pm
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Damn straight

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: answer E go play poker bring her with you,win lots,then pay for the fun and
: the breakfast....
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