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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 2:06 pm
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Today we have the second excerpt from Dave 'Devilfish' Ulliott's book Devilfish - The Life & Times of a Poker Legend:

Bright Lights, Late Nights and Fame at Last, Part 2

We have three copies of the book to give away. To win a copy of Devilfish - The Life & Times of a Poker Legend provide a caption for this photo below. The best 3 entries as chosen by The Mob will be sent one free. You may enter as many times as you wish! Entries must be submitted by midnight on Sunday (UK time).



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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 2:30 pm
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When Barny said he was going for a tinkle, I'm not quite sure this is what Dave had in mind.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 2:47 pm
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Barny shows Dave how to hit the high notes as the unlikely duo warm up for their cover version of the Richie and Ross classic "Endless Love".
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 2:50 pm
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The "thats not his hair" ringtone takes shape.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:01 pm
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Ross caught a bigger fish than just his brother with the old "superglue on the piano" prank.

And on that wet Wednesday night by the piano the UK's premier cardigan-wearing singing duo, Fish 'n' Boat, were formed.

Devilfish: I'm Dave
Barny: That must make me Chas.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:07 pm
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Ulliot celebrates overtaking Elton John as the most famous "wig-wearing" pianist in the world
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:12 pm
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and here is your one note.....name that tune.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:17 pm
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Barny proves to Devilfish that men can multitask: with one hand he's tickling the ivories and with the other he's playing the piano.

Ba dum tish. I'm here all week - try the veal.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:18 pm
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Barny: "What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?"

Devilfish: "Dunno"

Barny: "A flat minor"
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Despite being cut at the final auditions for "4 puffs and a piano" on the Jonathan Ross show,Barney and Dave are determined they will bounce back.
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Barny rues the fact that his tiny thumb ruined his prospects as a professional piano player.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:23 pm
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Murph wrote:
Despite being cut at the final auditions for "4 puffs and a piano" on the Jonathan Ross show for being too camp,Barney and Dave are determined they will bounce back.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:37 pm
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This is so much better than Easyjet but you still look rough as anything without your makeup Vicky...
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:41 pm
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darrensprengers wrote:
The "thats not his hair" ringtone takes shape.


Very Happy Hearts
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:44 pm
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No Barny - I said my girlfriend was A Minor - not to play it...
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