Eric Entwistle

Our December 2006 mobster is Eric Entwistle.

Eric Entwistle 

Name:
Eric Entwistle
Nickname:
Elderley
Age:
Old
Address:
Hendon or Edgware or Harrow
Country:
England
How do you know about the Hendon Mob:
I am their Godfather
Hobbies / Interests:
My family, my friends, cricket, Nottingham Forest and poker
Favourite film:
One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest
Favourite music:
Jack Jones
Favourite person:
Kasha and Ben
Favourite joke:
A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home.
Just as he was about to tee off an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was golfing alone.
Not being able to say no, he allowed the old gent to join him.
To his surprise the old man played fairly quickly. He didn't hit the ball far but plodded along consistently and didn't waste much time.
They reached the ninth fairway, and the young man found himself with a tough shot. There was a large tree right in front of his ball, directly between his ball and the green.
After several minutes of debating how to hit the shot the old man finally said, "You know, when I was your age I'd hit the ball right over that tree."
With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard and hit the ball right smack into the top of the tree trunk, where it thudded back on the ground not a foot from where it had originally been.
The old man offered one more comment, "Of course, when I was your age that tree was only 3 feet tall."