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ReggieK
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 12:11 pm
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Awight?

So Ben and me have known for a while about the self service trick in supermarkets, this week Ben decided to ramp it up
Along the road in his estate is loads of old pensioners, mostly with a host of moggies

So Monday and Tuesday Ben emptied Tesco, sainsburys and Morrison of their cat flea collars and flea sprays
He took around 500 worth, just shelling out 2 a time on 8 tins of Pepsi

Then he's been along the road selling the collars and spray at a discount

As Ben said "Happy days mate" Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 1:01 pm
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Glad Ben has a job Reg.

If he ever sells Berocca boost, I'm looking for 25-30 packs.

Maybe get the Mods to open a section for him and call it,

Bens Forum Emporium

Folk can post up requirements and Ben delivers to order. Saves holding excess stock.
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ReggieK
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 1:25 pm
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Yeah sounds good to me
Ben will thieve and nick anything, he's not fussed about the law
Besides, it's the governments fault for only giving him 71 a week to live on
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 1:33 pm
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will take all the chocolate Hob Nobs he can nick will go to 30p a pack
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 1:35 pm
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will take all the chocolate Hob Nobs he can nick will go to 30p a pack
ReggieK
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 1:40 pm
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stowjon wrote:
will take all the chocolate Hob Nobs he can nick will go to 30p a pack


Will ask him but he likes to pinch small items out the supermarket
He's got a specialist tool to get into razor blade boxes, but the poofter manager in Braintree tesco has his bent eye on them Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 1:49 pm
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good luck to him in his new venture mate, hope hes successful
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 2:10 pm
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stowjon wrote:
good luck to him in his new venture mate, hope hes successful


I've passed on your good wishes
We're in the Crown in Melford supping on a nice cold Becks vier, we keep nipping to the bogs for a Benson as its showery out Neutral
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 2:11 pm
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stowjon wrote:
will take all the chocolate Hob Nobs he can nick will go to 30p a pack



You'd eat biscuits smuggled out of the supermarket in Bens underpants?
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 2:19 pm
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peterH wrote:
stowjon wrote:
will take all the chocolate Hob Nobs he can nick will go to 30p a pack



You'd eat biscuits smuggled out of the supermarket in Bens underpants?


hmmm valid point. wont pay more than 20p a pack
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 1:48 pm
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At Bens. He's bought Stella, Kroney, Strongbow dark fruit, bottle of Grants and a bottle of Plymouth gin, also 200 Benson, a sack of Wagg dog grub for Tyson plus a new silver bowl, he's also been to see Michael his dealer and got a nice bag of weed plus 3 ecstasy tabs

All through the generosity of mr tesco and friends Mr. Green
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:44 pm
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If there's a theft I can approve of, it's one abusing those fking tills.

Local Tesco Metro now regularly has ZERO people on tills and you have to go find a member of staff. A year or so ago coming up to closing time I wanted a bottle of spirits, no staff to be found. Walked through the store room to behind the counters, took a bottle, paid for my shop at self service tills and walked out.

A couple of days later manager comes up and starts ranting at me, a member of staff had apparently seen me go behind the counter (but couldn't be bothered to actually come out and serve obviously).

I said I had paid for my shopping, which he agreed with, he had checked the CCTV to make sure. He said he was still going to ask head office to ban me; I pointed out I had spent thousands of pounds of pounds at the store and shopped there almost daily since it opened (shame on me I know), see what head office thinks..... he's not there anymore, maybe he did complain to head office and they asked why the store was unmanned and a customer was able to self serve spirits without staff confirming they were over 18.

Unfortunately it's closest shop to me, open until 11pm, and I'm not going to make my life harder when it will have zero effect on them. I have considered ways to damage those machines though, e.g. wet glue on cards inserted.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:59 pm
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Rev do you want to buy some cat collars? Mr. Green

Actually, I was in a Sainsburys local in Monday, I had to make a delivery down to Harold Hill (3rd world), and they now charge for the car parking in the main drag.
Only 20p for 2 hours, but all the change I had on me was a 2 coin and I was buggered if they was screwing any more out of me.
So I think I'll go get a 59p tin of Coke.
Go in, no self service, only one old woman behind the bar so to speak.
Got behind 2 other people.
Anyway, the old woman behind the bar was looking at a receipt this young chick had brought in.
2 minutes later she rings the buzzer, and a young bloke who was a bit simple comes through and they have a debate whether to give the young chick a 2 refund on something or other.
5 minutes later they finally do, and the next customer gets to be served.
Shes buying some veg, one didn't have its price on so the buzzer gets sounded again and the young lad comes through and goes and finds how much a head of celery is.
4 minutes later he comes back and informs her its something like 70p, and then she cant find how to scan it into the till.
I'm losing the will to live so I say "**** you and **** your shop" and walk down Greggs and get a steak bake Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 7:29 pm
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u hore reggie k, u slave dog!
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 7:37 pm
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You come to my manor and run your breather pal, I guarantee you'll wind up brown bread
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