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peterH
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:30 pm
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You can buy three things, and only three, from the supermarket with the sole intention of freaking out the checkout girl.

ie Rat poison, cake mix, 'Deepest Sympathies' card.

Lets hear em!
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:36 pm
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1. Cucumber
2. Johnnies
3. Tub of Vaseline
Alexander DeLarge
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:43 pm
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a lostprophet album, some sweets and a roll of extra strong binliners
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 6:35 pm
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Alexander DeLarge wrote:
a lostprophet album, some sweets and a roll of extra strong binliners


Referee!
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 1:14 pm
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LOL at thread...its hard to 'out-do' any of the above! ^^
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 1:17 pm
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A hammer, shovel and bag of lime,
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 5:04 pm
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Toaster
Bread
Pile cream
neilcaterham
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 5:12 pm
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Cucumber
Condoms
Lubricating gel
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jellyface
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 5:20 pm
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uh-hu
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 6:57 pm
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Durex Lubricant

Cheese greater

Sudocream
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 6:57 pm
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Alexander DeLarge wrote:
a lostprophet album, some sweets and a roll of extra strong binliners


Can't deny i didn't laugh but Shocked
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 7:28 pm
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pile cream, lube, and a " you want it up the arse again babe" card
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 30, 2013 1:13 pm
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A towell

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Tub of marge
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 30, 2013 3:13 pm
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A blender
A kitten
A spoon
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 30, 2013 3:38 pm
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Durex lube
dog treats
large muzzle


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