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ReggieK
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 10:42 am
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Awight?

Question, Ben knifed a geezer on Sunday night. It wasn't serious or anything, just a cut across his knuckles
Now the bloke has phoned the coppers but there's no evidence as the boozer we were in didn't have CCTV and its our words against this slag blokes and his scummy mates

What do you think will happen to Ben?
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 11:00 am
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If Ben was a trained marine and had killed the guy he would be jailed, Con Air taught me that. As it is he should be fine. The police will probably be like "We have to give you a rap across the knuckles - so to speak!" and everyone will laugh. Everyone likes irony.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 11:42 am
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ReggieK wrote:

Now the bloke has phoned the coppers


I think Ben should go back to the pub and cut him from mouth to ear and mark him out as a grass. What a wrong un.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 11:52 am
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Ben and me are in Braintree Bull at the mo actually and one of that slags mates is sitting outside getting a suntan..
Ben got his blade down his sock and if he drinks another 5 Stella's I can see that geezer outside getting a Chelsea smile....
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 12:16 pm
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ReggieK wrote:
Awight?

Question, Ben knifed a geezer on Sunday night. It wasn't serious or anything, just a cut across his knuckles
Now the bloke has phoned the coppers but there's no evidence as the boozer we were in didn't have CCTV and its our words against this slag blokes and his scummy mates

What do you think will happen to Ben?


I'd have thought prison would be right up his street - free accommodation and meals although they might ask him to do a bit of work which could be an issue and the showers might be a no go area unless he likes that kind of thing.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 12:23 pm
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I think Ben would have been alright if his mate hadn't admitted on the intenret that it was him wot done it.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 1:09 pm
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A police caution would be harsh IMO
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 4:18 pm
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Brodders wrote:
ReggieK wrote:
Awight?

Question, Ben knifed a geezer on Sunday night. It wasn't serious or anything, just a cut across his knuckles
Now the bloke has phoned the coppers but there's no evidence as the boozer we were in didn't have CCTV and its our words against this slag blokes and his scummy mates

What do you think will happen to Ben?


I'd have thought prison would be right up his street - free accommodation and meals although they might ask him to do a bit of work which could be an issue and the showers might be a no go area unless he likes that kind of thing.


Typical of you, judging again Rolling Eyes
Ben wants a job, he's always job hunting when we aint out boozing
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 4:26 pm
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ReggieK wrote:
Brodders wrote:
ReggieK wrote:
Awight?

Question, Ben knifed a geezer on Sunday night. It wasn't serious or anything, just a cut across his knuckles
Now the bloke has phoned the coppers but there's no evidence as the boozer we were in didn't have CCTV and its our words against this slag blokes and his scummy mates

What do you think will happen to Ben?


I'd have thought prison would be right up his street - free accommodation and meals although they might ask him to do a bit of work which could be an issue and the showers might be a no go area unless he likes that kind of thing.


Typical of you, judging again Rolling Eyes
Ben wants a job, he's always job hunting when we aint out boozing


ROFL
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 4:37 pm
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yes but when aren't you out boozing reg ;]
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 4:53 pm
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Grumbledook wrote:
yes but when aren't you out boozing reg ;]


We don't tend to on a Thursday, well only at night if he comes to cards
He's asleep now round his gaff, with Tyson on his lap
We got back to his about 4, having sunk about a dozen Stellas each Smile
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:07 pm
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Get Ben a passport for a carpet, and let him have it on his toes, imo!
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:26 pm
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Depends on what the landlord tells the police reg; they'll listen to him the most i guess.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 10:36 pm
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The landlord is a good pal of ours, he won't grass Ben to no filth
Anyway, Ben aint heard nothing so he's safe.
He's just got off the trombone now, he's going for a walk round town in his new track suit to see if he can pull a late night sort Mr. Green
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:21 am
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Breakfast in Spoons, we both got huge fry ups on order
Ben has a pint of Tuborg, I've got a Stowford Press. Lovely drop
And to the doubters, Ben is doing some work today, he's coming with me and another pal John to pick up loads of furniture/antiques from round Melford area, which we should see a nice profit from when I flog em later to a local antique dealer
So shove that one Brodders
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