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PostPosted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 4:45 pm
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my father gave me some advice when i was 7 years old, he said "remember these 3 words and you'll never go broke...stick 'em up"
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 7:27 pm
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 8:23 pm
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Longest competition ever? Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:11 am
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How many poker players does it take to change a light bulb?

Er, I don't know. Can we get a ruling?
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:36 am
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madride wrote:
Longest competition ever? Smile


it stood a chance before you went f*cking around with the rules to cum on a biscuit. Now even test cricket doesn't stand a chance of going on longer than Pele vs Boycie from Only Fools and Horses in their epic heads up (occasionally) battle.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 10:01 am
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RobSamples wrote:
madride wrote:
Longest competition ever? Smile


it stood a chance before you went f*cking around with the rules to cum on a biscuit. Now even test cricket doesn't stand a chance of going on longer than Pele vs Boycie from Only Fools and Horses in their epic heads up (occasionally) battle.


Now I merely hinted at a potential rule change, similar to referrals in cricket and challenges in Tennis it would need ratified by the soggy biscuit governing body before going live. As it stands the game would still go by it's flawed rulebook
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