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oneshotbob
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:51 pm
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Devilfish: "Are you the one that was in London's Burning?"
Mark S.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 4:00 pm
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Barney : "When Devilfish offered me 500 notes for turning up this evening this isn't what I had in mind!"

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Al Force
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 4:28 pm
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Barny's hopes of launching "The Fabulous Boatman Boys" musical in the West End hit a snag when Ross got sick and sent his understudy.

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tjm8
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 4:58 pm
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Barney: so Devilfish, how is your new job as a piano tuna going ?

Embarassed i'll get my coat
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 5:28 pm
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Minge and Bracket
Alex B
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 5:58 pm
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Barney: "I'm afraid I've had to interrupted the Fish's unique rendition of "Imagine" to explain that 'race' isn't even a scientifically definable concept."
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 6:11 pm
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"Here let me show you how to do chopsticks one handed. I had to learn to play without my right hand when I lost my thumb in a boating accident"
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 6:28 pm
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"The first sign that Barneys solo wasn't going down well was the person urinating on his right shouldor from the balcony"

"Chas and Dave were never the same without their beards"

"Devilfish wished he'd worn a vest once he realised his date was a man"

"Guess the tune was always easy with 'one fingered' Boatman. Jaws everytime."

"Barny kept Devilfish company after the female pianist Mr Ulliot had hit on, left him super glued to the piano"
skinnydookie
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 6:39 pm
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The charity song "Give the Gutshot a Licence" from duet TheNightRyder and detective susprised many.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 7:42 pm
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skinnydookie wrote:
The charity song "Give the Gutshot a Licence" from duet TheNightRyder and detective susprised many.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 7:52 pm
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A piano! It's beautiful Barny, thank you. How did you and Vicky get away with carrying it on the plane?
RobSamples
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 8:41 pm
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Devilfish has since learnt better than to ask Barny if he would give him an E.
Leus
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 3:58 pm
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Devilfish: Can you play "Chocolate Rain"?
Barny: Yes Dave, but to be honest it's probably best if I do the singing too.
NLO8_Rob
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 5:41 pm
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You stop playing Barny and I'll stop punching myself in the head!
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haggs40
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:41 pm
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The 2 poker superstars complete their version of the Stevie Wonder classic re-named.....

"E..barney and Ivoroverinflatedopinionofmyself..y"

Embarassed
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