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PostPosted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 5:27 pm
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Fast and Furious 6 DVD got delivered today.

total petrol head far fetched riculous shite!!!!!

Vin Diesel is as wooden as he is in every other film hes done!

the story line was total shit

michelle Rodrigez (spelt wrong) has a banging body and a bit of a midget face (insert she must look like stow jon jokes)

The rock had the usual shite one liners and was the best actor in it (just about says it all really)

the girl who played Mia wasnt in it nearly enough and never wore a bikini (or even better nothing)

the baddie was as scarey as justin fletcher in gigglebiz (you will understand if you have kids)

the chase scenes moved so fast everything was a blur and should have been slowed down a little

BUT

I FOOKIN LOVED IT 10/10

and will be watching it again when i get home from work tonight
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 11:39 am
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Assault on Wall Street 6/10

The title and box cover make it look like a Die Hard type film, but it's actually the story of Jim, who loses everything in the banking collapse, and sets about to kill those he deems responsible.

There is gunplay involved, but it's not the focus of the film. Don't get get this if you're looking for firefights, car chases and punch ups!
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 2:09 pm
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End Of Watch - 8/10. Wobbly cameras got a bit annoying at times but great movie.
This Is The End - 7/10. LOL funny at times but a lot of camera time spent shooting men screaming.
World War Z - 7/10. Pretty good as zombie movies go. I think there's a good sequel there as long as the producers don't get lazy.
The Place Beyond The Pines - 8/10 Really enjoyed this. Nicely shot and well acted.
Being John Malkovich - 7/10 OMG is that Cameron Diaz? She can actually act Smile And she's quite fit with dark hair/eyes Smile
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Welshman
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 2:39 pm
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Rush- 8/10 Well worth getting off my arse & going to the cinema for.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 5:17 pm
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this is the end

loads of people told me this was funny and worth watching, however I disagree and was left disappointed

only god forgives

trailer left me curious, film was rather graphic and I'm not quite sure what to make of it, old boy is better if you've not seen that yet (the original one, not seen the american remake of old boy yet)
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 06, 2013 10:16 pm
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elysium 6.5/10 adequate story ruined by over simplification of the central premise. effects were excellent and the acting was pretty good though script was lacking in areas. work watching but as per hollywood usual could of been oh so much better

world war z 6/10 pretty good and i will read the book as the massive shortcomings of the film wil be amazing in the book. i am not sure why they felt the need to sensationalise every show stopper scene to the point where it became banal but still fairly exciting.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 3:14 am
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lone ranger, nothing special pretty much what I was expecting and still enjoyed it
Seb
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 3:50 am
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I hear Gravity is very good, the Clooney & Bullock science fiction. Not out here yet though.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 12:47 pm
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Pacific Rim - 4/10
Such a ripoff of Topgun. Acting was terrible but much of this was the bad script. Could have been such an awesome film but failed on every level, including some of the rubber model scenes that were similar to the original Godzilla.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 7:27 am
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got preview tickets to see captain phillips last night

was good I highly recommend seeing it at some point
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 14, 2013 3:46 pm
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Hansel & Gretel Get Baked 2/10

Hansel & Gretel story set in modern day American teenage weed smokers time. Standard low budget story, only redeeming freature is Molly Quinn is in it. (Ginger girl from 'Castle' )
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 15, 2013 6:35 pm
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As the film opens the mood of Scorsese's 'Taxi Driver' is felt as our protagonist a London Cabbie, in an act of defiance, drops off his fare at the airport and drives off to reveal that he had parked in area reserved for disabled drivers. The stage is set.

This is an adaptation of the 1980's play 'Run for your Wife' and stars the talented and multi-ranged performer Mr Daniel Dyer. He plays a bigamist who has to juggle the hectic schedule of having two wives (skilfully played by both Denise Van Outen and Sarah Harding) while caring for his mentally ill friend Gary (Neil Morrisey).

The intricate plot, the subtle yet strong character development and emotional impact of this film leave me with no choice but to say this is the best film of all time. Better than Citizen Kane, better than The Godfather, even better than dare I say, The Kid!

I am surprised that Dyer wasn't nominated for an Oscar for his extraordinary portrayal of John Smith, the cockney cabbie that has two wives, one in Stockwell and the other in Finsbury. I think this film will go down in history as a classic. There are rumours of a sequel, and I literally can't wait.


10.5/10
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 16, 2013 4:22 am
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World War Z - 7/10 - Never go in for zombie films etc but i actually enjoyed this.

The Worlds End - 9/10 - Absolutely love Frost & Pegg - Had me pissing myself in some parts, exactly what i had hoped it would be.

The Internship - Owen Wilson & Vince Vaughan - 7/10 - Surprisingly enjoyed this although it is a similar blueprint for almost every film Vince Vaughan is in, still funny in parts and Rose Byrne looked amazing Hearts
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 9:58 am
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prisoners 6.5/10

good film with some strong acting. considering the premise it should of been a lot darker but was a good film worth watching.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 28, 2013 12:42 pm
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The Purge 5/10

For 12 hours, anything goes, kill who you want, no repercussions.
Basically this is a version of 'Assault on Precinct 13'

Could have been so much more, and the fad for filming everything in near darkness is overdone again.
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