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ReggieK
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 11:07 am
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Awight?

Me and Bens mate Phil is going on Jeremy Kyle next month
His bird reckons he's cheated on her (he has with 3 sorts) but he reckons he's gonna beat Jeremy's polygraph.
What do you reckon?
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 11:09 am
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drawing pin inside his shoe apparently works.

On a lighter note If he can make Jeremey Kyle bleed by any means possible i will buy him a beer or 24
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 11:12 am
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stowjon wrote:
drawing pin inside his shoe apparently works.

On a lighter note If he can make Jeremey Kyle bleed by any means possible i will buy him a beer or 24


He'll slag Jeremy down alright, Phil ain't scared of that slag

Poor Phil has been unlucky though, he got the boot from Dixons back in '99 for nicking, and he ain't worked since Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 11:24 am
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everybody deserves a break after being sacked before having to find another job tell him to keep his chin up, when he gets over being sacked he will find something Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 12:20 pm
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That's what I tell him
15 years ain't long on the dole, Bens been on it since he was 18 after all
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:16 pm
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ReggieK wrote:
His bird reckons he's cheated on her (he has with 3 sorts)


Animal, vegetable and mineral?
ReggieK
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:29 pm
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More like Debs, Shaz and Chantelle Mr. Green
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:52 pm
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ReggieK wrote:
More like Debs, Shaz and Chantelle Mr. Green


full descriptions of each please Reg and dont FFS miss out the important bit! (what pattern leggings)
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:10 am
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reg u brane ded zalupa!
go get wuman u bear balls
ReggieK
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 8:41 pm
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Speak English nobhead or bugger off
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 9:23 pm
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still waiting on full descriptions Reg?
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:48 pm
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ReggieK
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 22, 2014 11:05 pm
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stowjon wrote:
still waiting on full descriptions Reg?


He met them on kik

Oh my days, Debs was a cracking little piece, black hair and big hoop earrings. She looked just like Whitney off Eastenders

Shaz was a bit of a moose I thought tbh, she'd got 3 gadges

Chantelle was a stunner, just like she'd stepped out of the sugar hut with Joey Essex, she was a blonde with a nice tan, black spray on leggings and a leopard print plunge top Mr. Green
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 11:24 am
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Just saw Debs here in Braintree,
Shes on crutches having broken her leg on sunday night.
She was saying she was at the Bull, then came out and blundered into the tables outside and fell down and landed very awkward and bust it.
Must say though, shes looking well alright today, blue tight leggings with a snowflake pattern, black plunge top and denim jacket Smile
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