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ReggieK
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 1:33 am
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Awight?

Just got in from cards, won it too Smile , got a call when it was down to 4 that there was lots of plod about.
Anyway, I comes out and head to Argos car park (this is Sudbury) where the motor was, and about 10 yards from the car I hear a van behind me and its 3 filth.
I carry on walking and make out I'm off for a pizza from dominos
So, then 2 more filth cars come by, the plods looking at me as I give them a glare.
I wander down the high street and think about a taxi, wouldn't mind paying out 20 as I'd won 120
None about, so I stand there having a benson and watch all the filth keep circling the town
Then I decide I am hungry and find uk kebabs open and nip in for a large doner and a tin of dr pep
I slowly eat it walking towards the car park, seems the filth have gone so I bung the wrappings into a hedge and jump in the motor and head home

Nearly had the 2nd ban there phew Mr. Green
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 8:22 am
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old bill taking the pish Reg, nowhere to be seen when pikeys are out nicking red diesel off hard working farmers or nonce teachers are rattling there nuts against innocent young girls. BUT as soon as one hard working fella wants a 8 or 10 pints and save himself a taxi fare by driving home and isnt gonna hurt anybody they circle like flies round sh1t!
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 8:58 am
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stowjon wrote:
old bill taking the pish Reg, nowhere to be seen when pikeys are out nicking red diesel off hard working farmers or nonce teachers are rattling there nuts against innocent young girls. BUT as soon as one hard working fella wants a 8 or 10 pints and save himself a taxi fare by driving home and isnt gonna hurt anybody they circle like flies round sh1t!


+1.
I bet your great at driving with a bellyful of stella, prob been doing it for years whilst them stupid baby faced poo-lice get pissed on a tinny of Fosters. Its Christmas, at least let you enjoy it instead of making you anxious, what tossers
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 9:40 am
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stowjon wrote:
they circle like flies round sh1t!


That's no way to talk about REG
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 10:07 am
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Even though i know these stories are funny and nobody reading them is actually going to drink drive, i think its worth mentioning that drink driving wrecks lives and perhaps is not a source of humour when 15% of all deaths on the roads are caused by drink drivers. I would rather see Ben protesting the insane inhumane bedroom tax that is greatly affecting the disabled.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 10:25 am
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I'd only had bloody old Carlsberg, the Stella was a bit metally.
But a morning bonus, finding half a kebab in me coat pocket so that's brekkie sorted Mr. Green
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 12:11 pm
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Reggie is an expert drink driver so is perfectly safe
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 12:27 pm
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So if only 15% of deaths involve drunk drivers that must mean 85% involve sober drivers?
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 12:56 pm
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MFCMark00 wrote:
So if only 15% of deaths involve drunk drivers that must mean 85% involve sober drivers?


Yes they were speeding, driving recklessly, or it was a genuine accident. If you mean to run someone over its murder not an accident.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 1:42 pm
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i ate a samosa
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:08 pm
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Sounds like if we stop the guest-bedroom donation there will be less to spend on Stella and fewer people will die.

Win win?
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:46 pm
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The hated bedroom tax has to go, we really need to vote for the great Ed Miliband to make it happen

Anyway, last night I heard there was a violent assault in the middle of Sudbury, where was the filth then?
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 6:49 pm
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Too busy interfering in other peoples business
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 9:56 pm
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Drink driving is one of those things that seems to be across a broad spectrum of society i.e. there are rich scum and poor scum. If any are caught in the run up to Christmas I would enforce a prison stay for them until 2nd Jan irrespective of their background.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 21, 2013 8:11 am
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6 pints thatchers gold and 4dbl voddy n oj last night. promised to take the kids shopping this morning so looks like a trip on the bus as i wont drive at all today.

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