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PostPosted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 6:02 pm
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Sharknado

Probably the best terrible film I've seen for a while. Obviously not a patch Tommy Wiseau's 'The Room' but to be fair he set the bar pretty high by spewing that unintentional masterpiece onto celluloid.

Sharknado is a made for TV movie that is about a tornado/hurricane/wtf (called David) which is filled with sharks and is heading straight towards California. As bad films go it ticks all the boxes - awful acting, ludicrous script, piss poor special effects and a slew of idiotic scenes that will make you shout at your TV set, rewind the film and shout some more.

I highly recommend it.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 11:33 pm
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Oblivion 2/10

A stupid sci fi movie with a script that makes little to no sense. Plenty of homages (read rip offs) to science fiction movies that are actually good. Complete waste of time.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 19, 2013 9:59 am
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Trance - 7/10

I'm a big Danny Boyle fan and while this isn't his best its still pretty cool. Very stylish and a bit of a thinker with the usual thumping soundtrack.

Slightly random cameo from Ross, Barny and Surinder Sunar also.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 19, 2013 5:39 pm
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Roger Porter wrote:
Sharknado

Probably the best terrible film I've seen for a while. Obviously not a patch Tommy Wiseau's 'The Room' but to be fair he set the bar pretty high by spewing that unintentional masterpiece onto celluloid.

Sharknado is a made for TV movie that is about a tornado/hurricane/wtf (called David) which is filled with sharks and is heading straight towards California. As bad films go it ticks all the boxes - awful acting, ludicrous script, piss poor special effects and a slew of idiotic scenes that will make you shout at your TV set, rewind the film and shout some more.

I highly recommend it.


lol/lol


Must admit I watched that one Embarassed
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:35 am
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Indestructible wrote:
Roger Porter wrote:
Sharknado

Probably the best terrible film I've seen for a while. Obviously not a patch Tommy Wiseau's 'The Room' but to be fair he set the bar pretty high by spewing that unintentional masterpiece onto celluloid.

Sharknado is a made for TV movie that is about a tornado/hurricane/wtf (called David) which is filled with sharks and is heading straight towards California. As bad films go it ticks all the boxes - awful acting, ludicrous script, piss poor special effects and a slew of idiotic scenes that will make you shout at your TV set, rewind the film and shout some more.

I highly recommend it.


lol/lol


Must admit I watched that one Embarassed


As long as you realised it wasn't a documentary then you've nothing to be embarrassed about.

Favourite bit? For me it's a toss up between that bit were he sets the sets the swimming pool on fire and then it explodes or the chainsaw shenanigans. So many excellent scenes in that movie.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 3:01 pm
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If you haven't seen it already, watch it lol
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 08, 2013 6:35 pm
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Prisoners - 9/10
Superb movie. Best I've seen in a long long time. Go watch it
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 1:22 pm
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The Factory 5/10

Basically a film version of Law & Order. (or at least the 'cop' bits) How much you like that TV series will reflect how much you'll like this film.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 10:05 pm
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If you haven't seen it, OLDBOY is on again tonight on FILM4 at 1.30am.

In our complex rating system, I would give it a 9/10 Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 10:33 pm
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SeanFoley wrote:
If you haven't seen it, OLDBOY is on again tonight on FILM4 at 1.30am.

In our complex rating system, I would give it a 9/10 Smile


FU gary!!!! why did you have to post this!!!!! now i am going to have to sit up and watch this!
cant resist this film
9.5/10
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 10:35 pm
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started watching a film the other night called Hanna was very very good but was shattered and fell asleep watching it. from the bits i saw 7/10
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 10:56 pm
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stowjon wrote:
SeanFoley wrote:
If you haven't seen it, OLDBOY is on again tonight on FILM4 at 1.30am.

In our complex rating system, I would give it a 9/10 Smile


FU gary!!!! why did you have to post this!!!!! now i am going to have to sit up and watch this!
cant resist this film
9.5/10


At least it should suppress you appetite for a bit Wink

Recorded Hanna, so shall give that a watch soon..
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 11:25 pm
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Flash Gordon


10\10 masterpiece

Could only be better if tjm8 was sat with me
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 1:15 am
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Dredd (new version) 9/10
Awesomeness, hoping for a sequel soon
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:59 pm
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paddymick wrote:
Dredd (new version) 9/10
Awesomeness, hoping for a sequel soon


Have you seen the raid redemption? Came out shortly before the new Dredd and is similar and better
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