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RobGibraltar
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 7:52 am
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So there are several new vaguely derogatory terms. This thread is for listing all the terms and their definitions. Feel free to add your own.

Term: donkaments
Definition: A tournament full of donks, where the standard of play is horrible.

Term: pushaments
Definition: A crapshoot tournament, similar to a donkament, in which the most common action is a push (all-in)

Term: blogaments (source: RobGibraltar, THMF)
Definition: A derogatory term linked to the incorrect accusations of unfair play which have been posted on someone's blog.

Term: Negreanuments (source: Nemesis, THMF)
Definition: A blogament posted solely by a member of a certain poker forum.
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 8:21 am
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Donktards

"Retard" and "Donk" word using people in one Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 9:30 am
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"balderdash and pifflements"

Definition: responding to a lot of flack, which is often in the form of thinly disguised sexism and/or jealousy, with wit and class.

Exhibit A:
http://www.thehendonmob.com/forum/vie...31&highlight=
ThechipLeadV
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 12:05 pm
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Chiuaments - anyone who is lucky enough to have David Chiu (or whoever it is on his account) sit at a HU LHE/Razz table
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 1:40 pm
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Donk Quixote:

'Tilting' against Aces or Kings with pockets twos or worse (possibly whist sitting on a donkey)

Donkumentary:

A program purporting to show the truth about poker which the director/producer have more or less scripted in advance. Probably features Jack Arama.

Donk Corlione: A member of the so called 'Hendon Mob'.
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 1:47 pm
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RobGibraltar wrote:

Term: donkaments
Definition: A tournament full of donks, where the standard of play is horrible.


I was under the impression donkaments was just used in place of the word tournament as a derogatory term because the payouts in tournaments are so top heavy and there's so much luck involved.
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 1:54 pm
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Nit is the new word for a rock
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 2:14 pm
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'ship it holla'

offical term for when you have been 'mistro owned'

actually did see this term on a couple of high level cash games online when one pro had outdrawn another with a horrible play
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 3:15 pm
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In response to cash players "lol donkaments", I have come back with "lol grindaments".

That'll teach'em!
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 3:19 pm
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DonkinDonuts:
Definition: Americans Eating Their Dinner whilst playing Online Poker

"Oh Man, I Was DonkinDonuts and I Needed Runner Runner for A Pair"
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 3:36 pm
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OMGGGGGGGGGGGGacashaments.

when stupid retards suck out so bad.....
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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 8:11 am
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Sorry Mistro, but when I played with Steve50 and Martypalin, we often used to say "a Mistro" when we made a huge bluff-all-in or something like this.
So doing "a Mistro" is a new term in poker I guess. Laughing

"Holy Moly"
often heard by player "Raffel69" after a scary board won hand with a big pot.

followed by: "what the f*** is a moly"
often heard in response to "holy moly" by the f***ed up opponent

followed by: "you are one"
sometimes used term to force the tilt mechanism a little more Mr. Green

in conclusion: "Molyaments"
officialy created now. feel free to use
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Steve50
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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 3:56 pm
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Raffel69 wrote:
Sorry Mistro, but when I played with Steve50 and Martypalin, we often used to say "a Mistro" when we made a huge bluff-all-in or something like this.
So doing "a Mistro" is a new term in poker I guess. Laughing


Yes,quite a well used term Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 4:27 pm
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well somebody had to mention it......(could it be a THM list without it?)

Term: The Kray Twins - Ace_Kray and Reggie K

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