Late Night Poker VI |
Barny's Form Guide for the New Series of Late Night Poker VI
1st Heat - October 4th 2002 | |
| Donnacha O'Dea | Won't put a coin in the pot without consulting his broker. |
| Peter Evans | Won't put a coin in the pot without flipping it first. |
| Alan Betson | Won't spend a coin on clothes if he can put it in the pot. |
| Mike Magee | If you crossed Mystic Mike with Mystic Meg you'd get someone who could tell you exactly which numbers you'd picked for last weeks lottery. |
| Korosh | Korosh never has one bad word to say to anyone. One is never enough. |
| Lise Vigezzi | Lise's pink clothes will never go out of fashion. Not unless they come into fashion first. |
| Micheal Leibgorin | Micheal is in the rag trade. What French player isn't? |
2nd Heat - October 11th 2002 | |
| Marcel Luske | His record is indisputable. For your own sake, don't try to dispute it. |
| Julian Gardner | Julian is the world's biggest loser. That's right, he's the only man ever to get over a million dollars for losing! |
| Paul Zimbler | It's plain his brain was mainly left in Spain. |
| Vicky Lincoln. | If she was any tighter she'd be inside out. |
| John Duthie. | He's not flash, and he's certainly not in the pan. |
| Fari Mansour | O.K. You've got me there. |
| Surindar Sunar | Former bagman for Mikey 'The Worm' Wernek. It's been downhill ever since. |
3rd Heat - October 18th 2002 | |
| Joe 'The Elegance' Beevers | Joe, PLEASE don't tell the one about the builder and the waiter. |
| Marty Wilson | The man with more stories than the Post Office Tower. Love him or ignore him, you just can't hate him ! |
| Lucy Rokash | AKA 'Lucy No Cash' |
| Jac Arama | Jac's troubles began when his local pie shop started allowing re-buys. |
| Dave Colclough | His legendary column has won him many admirers. |
| Mohammed Irfan | Sells used cars to Scotsmen. This should be a doddle. |
|
Paul Parker | The original 'Noisy Parker' A free opinion with every pot. |
4th Heat - October 25th 2002 | |
| Tony Hakki | Now he's 'The Hit Man'. Bad news for barn doors everywhere. |
| Teddy Tuil. | Small, sweet and square. With or without his sugar cubes |
| Jin Cai Lin | 'GAMBOL !' |
| Debbie Berlin | 'GRUMBLE!' |
| Ali Sharkashik | 'GIGGLE!' |
| Padraig Parkinson | 'GARGLE!' |
| Pascal
Perrault | 'GARGOYL!' |
5th Heat - November 1st 2002 | |
| Dave Ulliot | Never ask Dave to stop talking… he might start singing ! |
| John Shipley | Currently my favourite player. Hopefully, that won't stop him doing well. |
| Ken Lennaard | If you're a fan of good looking Swedish blonds… Well, two out of three aint bad. |
| Victoria Coren | Apparently she has been involved in filming some depraved and indefensible things. Well, I didn't think she played that badly in Late Night Poker five. |
| Tony Bloom | Why do the most successful sports bettors always look like they were excused games at school ? |
| Gary Jones | Aces are no good against Gary. You need garlic and a cross ! |
| Ross Boatman | The man with more 'seconds' than Arther Daily's lock-up. He's due one. |
6th Heat - November 8th 2002 | |
| Carlo Citrone | When Carlo does one of his long 'look at me' dwell-ups there's no point putting the clock on him. Use the calendar ! |
| Kirk Morrison | Yes Carlo, I did just call you a poser ! |
| Bambos Xanthos | This can't be right. Surely his second name should be 'The Greek' ? |
| Simon Trumper | Check out Simon's shades. He looks like the sax player off the Muppets |
| Shar Kuomi | If he was any tighter he'd be Vicky Lincoln |
| Lisa Hawkes | Lisa's been sitting on her local council for some time. Sorry, I can't think of a joke about that. |
| Osman Mustangolu | Oz came to Britain fifteen years ago to take some exams. Surely standards have dropped enough for him to have passed them by now ? |
7th Heat - November 15th 2002 | |
| Peter Costa | Shelly, Keats, Byron…None of them tried to play tournament poker, so why Peter ? Why ? |
| Dave Welch | Apparently his girl friend got him on the show. |
| Ivo Donev | When it comes to moodys 'The Penguin' really takes the biscuit. |
| Mario Fahimirad | 'Super Mario' may not be a plumber, but he sure is a plum. |
| Colette Docherty | If Colette farms as well as she plays, there'll never be another potato famine. |
| Fabrice Soulier | Remember 'designer stubble' ? Well, Fabrice gets his off the peg. |
| Ram
Vaswani | 'MOVES' He does. Honest. |
SEMI FINAL - November 22nd 2002
FINAL - November 29th 2002
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