Late Night Poker V

Barny's form guide to Late Night Poker IV

Programme 1 March 1st 2002
Nini Liu	Nini runs a Chinese Restaurant. But you'd be lucky to get more than a bowl of rice out of this tight player.
Ian Dobson	Sounds like Frank Skinner, drinks like Frank Sinatra, dresses like Frankenstein.
Gary Jones	Gary was on a TV documentary losing half his tank in Vegas. Then they repeated the programme and he went skint !
Chandra Khajuria	Chandra never bluffs, he just always believes he's got the best hand.
Mike Magee	Well if Mystic Mike turns up to play he must know he's gonna win.
Jac Arama	Good old Jac, he makes more calls than the Avon Lady.
'Barmy' Barny Boatman	Did you ever meet a commentator who could play ?

Programme 2 March 8th 2002
Padraig Parkinson	Fearless, peerless, seldom beerless.
Phil Hellmuth jnr	How are the French lessons going Phil ?
Kevin O'Connell	Millionaire medallion man Kevin is so flash he'd ask for an upgrade in a lift.
Willie Tann	Willie 'The Dice Man' Tann. When he's not shooting doubles at the table he's doing double shots at the bar.
Lise Vigezzi	Forget about the World Cup, if 'The Pink Lady' wins Late Night Poker the French will party for a month.
Jon Shoreman	Jon is busy promoting Heads up poker. If he still can't get a result he may invent a one player version !
Ken Lennaard	'The Top Hat' was the second best Monopoly player in Sweden. A bit like being the second best looking bloke in ABBA.

Programme 3 March 15th 2002
Joe 'The Elegance' Beevers	When Joe was a kid his go-kart had a personalised number plate and his Action Man wore Armani. Nowadays though, he's a bit over the top.
Melissa Hayden	Mellissa the Mouth. Expect The Ginger Whinger to wind up Korosh.
Dave 'Devilfish' Ulliott	Who?
Robert 'le dangereux' Cohen	Ran rings round Phil Helmuth last time, but will Devilfish and co find him so 'dangereux' ? Neux, I don't think seux.
Korosh	'The missing Persian'. He's not all there.
Jean-Bernard Bot	Taught Pascal's kids to play tennis. Maybe he taught Pascal to play back against Aces !
Julian Gardner	Jooles 'the kid' Gardener will only be playing if he can get the day off from school.

Programme 4 March 22nd 2002
Ram Vaswani	Ram could get lost in a phone box, but he always knows who to call.
Pascal Perrault	Poker Personality of the year, Pacsal 'the Poisoner' Perrault runs a Parisian pharmacy. Specialises in rub-down ointment.
Chip Winton	We asked for more American champions, so they sent us the 1999 cigar man of the year !
Colette Docherty	Sober, level headed Irish professional. Now look up oxymoron in the dictionary.
Asher Derei	'Ash the Tash' Derei. Looks like that French copper, Inspecter Clueless.
Liam Flood	The David Colman of Poker. A classic Liam insight: ' Well, it's even money but he's a good favourite'.
Adam Heller	My mum thinks he's the best looking player on the show. Thanks Mum.

Programme 5 March 29th 2002
Malcolm Harwood	Does anyone still believe he's a 'Rock' after last year's final ?
Vicky Lincoln	Mark Strahan once called her a 'no hoper', so she's got every chance.
Ben Roberts	Poker's Mr Nice Guy. He's harder to wind up than a clockwork blancmange.
Henry Nowakowski	Henry's idea of slow play is only using one hand to push all the chips in.
Fabrice Soulier	Young, talented, good looking… get him Henry !
Daniel Negreanu	Sees more flops than Leslie Grantham's agent.
Ross Boatman	Quite simply the best poker player in our house.

Programme 6 April 5th 2002
Markus Golser	Tell your barber to buy a new pudding bowl Markus, that one went out with Mudd.
Dave Welch	The self styled 'Ambassador of Poker.' Looks like he scoffed all the Ferrero Rocher himself.
'Mad' Marty Wilson	Marty is the founder member of the Simon Trumper Fan Club. So, he really is mad then.
Robin Keston	Refer to the previous form guide; there really aren't two interesting things to say about Robin.
Gary Bush	Subtitles available on teletext.
Victoria Coren	Recently disappointed by the sudden withdrawal of a column! (Complain to the Observer)
Surinder Sunar	A successful publican who enjoys a little recreational poker on the side.

Programme 7 April 12th 2002
Simon 'Aces' Trumper	What can I say about Simon that he hasn't already said himself… sometime in the last half hour.
Carlo Citrone	Won £100,000 last year. Spent £99,000 on hair gel. Citrone, that's Italian for Lemon isn't it ?
David Colclough	Paul Gasgoine on speed. There's only one natural blond in this heat… Simon Trumper.
Peter Costa	Poker's answer to Pam Ayres. He used to sell chips for a living; Now he gives them away.
Charalambos Xanthos	Bambos own a hotel in London. That's the only checkin' you'll get out of him.
Debbie Berlin	If you know someone who tells more boring poker stories than Debbie…, tell Marcel Luske I said hello.
Ali Sarkeshik	When they asked Will Smith if he wanted to play Ali he said 'OK, but not six card high-lo !'

Semi Final 19th April 2002 - Final 26th April 2002

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